Young Thug is Worried Because He Can't Get His Penis Clean

Young Thug has a problem.  No matter how many baths he takes, he can't seem to get the dirt off of his penis.

this man cannot be serious😂😂😂 he shoulda put this one on the close friends pic.twitter.com/SaHDjUbGxr

— HNDRXX. (@moreofcee) May 8, 2020

"I don't even have sex every day.  So, like OK, yesterday, I woke up at like 5:00 in the evening.  I took a bath at 5:30.  Today I woke up at 2:00, I took a bath at 2:00.  So that means I took a bath 12 hours ago. Every time I take a bath, my body be clean. But every time I wash my dick there be dirt on it. But I ain't have sex, I ain't do nothing.  I ain't eat sh*t.  I just go chill.  Might go to Dukem's spot chill, go home go to sleep.  Next day I wake up take a bath, my dick be dirty.  There always be dirt on the top. I think I just got a permanently dirty dick," Thug concluded.

It sounds like Thug may be getting ready to follow the lead of his good buddy Lil Uzi Vert and go celibate, rather then risk dirtying up vaginas or whatever.