Two very important things happened this afternoon.
1) Kanye West dropped a new song 'Real Friends" that everybody actually liked.
2) Notorious Mexican drug lord El Chapo was captured.
Coincidence? Not when there are forces like Twitter and the Illuminati out there. See what we mean:
El Chapo had the headphones in listening to this new Kanye he ain't even hear the flashbang go off
— Dirty Mack (@StainGod_) January 8, 2016
what if el chapo got caught because he stopped and ran that new kanye back just one more time real quick — G-Money (@greghoward88) January 8, 2016
New Kanye just illuminati tryna distract you from El Chapo being arrested again.. #StayWoke
— Kylo Henn (@FELNXIII) January 8, 2016
coincidence that el chapo is caught moments after kanye releases a new song? — Bryan Hood (@bahood) January 8, 2016
THE MEXICAN ARMY LISTENED TO THE NEW KANYE TRACK AND WAS INSPIRED TO NO LONGER BE CORRUPT AND CAPTURED EL CHAPO IN LESS THAN 20 MINUTES
— Alex (@infraredsix) January 8, 2016
El Chapo got tracked via his IP when he logged into his SoundCloud to listen to the new Kanye track. — Ducidni (@Machariia) January 8, 2016
kanye pulled the track bc it had location turned on and then they found el chapo
— new year, same jeff (@thecultureofme) January 8, 2016
And our favorite:
El Chapo rocking @kanyewest clothing line pic.twitter.com/6oHkl3VrII — GIZMO (@Gizmonation) January 8, 2016
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