Twitter Casts Future As Offset's Divorce Lawyer

by HHL JT

Offset is going to need a divorce lawyer.  And a high priced one, given that Cardi B is certainly going to be bucking up for legal representation.

But what if instead of going with a traditional attorney, Set employed Future, his elder Atlanta rapper -- and veteran of domestic squabbles -- as his lawyer.

Twitter imagines the what-if:

offset divorce lawyer pic.twitter.com/lM34zPSX3x

— INSTAGRAM @S.GRATE_ (@sgrate__) September 17, 2020
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"Your honour, if you look at it from a clearly objective point of view, he cheated on her merely to test her loyalty, and unfortunately, she clearly failed the test" pic.twitter.com/XfUC4aa4jG

— Tacitus Kilgore (@ArthurMorganRap) September 17, 2020
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Judge: Offset have you chosen a lawyer to represent you

Offset: Yes your honor

Offset Lawyer: pic.twitter.com/RIMPrM7xUV

— Pastor Future (@DaMisogynyBible) September 17, 2020
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Offset gone beat the case with the law office of future & associates pic.twitter.com/g4Z11fcfrj

— Atlanta Falcons (2020) 🔴⚫️ (@ChristianMyName) September 16, 2020
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Do you think Future would get the job done for Offset?