Offset is going to need a divorce lawyer. And a high priced one, given that Cardi B is certainly going to be bucking up for legal representation.
But what if instead of going with a traditional attorney, Set employed Future, his elder Atlanta rapper -- and veteran of domestic squabbles -- as his lawyer.
Twitter imagines the what-if:
offset divorce lawyer pic.twitter.com/lM34zPSX3x
— INSTAGRAM @S.GRATE_ (@sgrate__) September 17, 2020
"Your honour, if you look at it from a clearly objective point of view, he cheated on her merely to test her loyalty, and unfortunately, she clearly failed the test" pic.twitter.com/XfUC4aa4jG
— Tacitus Kilgore (@ArthurMorganRap) September 17, 2020
Judge: Offset have you chosen a lawyer to represent you
— Pastor Future (@DaMisogynyBible) September 17, 2020
Offset: Yes your honor
Offset Lawyer: pic.twitter.com/RIMPrM7xUV
Offset gone beat the case with the law office of future & associates pic.twitter.com/g4Z11fcfrj
— Atlanta Falcons (2020) 🔴⚫️ (@ChristianMyName) September 16, 2020
Do you think Future would get the job done for Offset?
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