Theophilus London got locked up last night in New York City.
It had something to do with a cab driver not wanting to break 100s and him only having 100s.
He explains the whole thing in a series of Tweets he made from his holding cell. You'd think they would have taken his phone. But as London explains, he's just too sexy for that.
I'm to sexy for jail like I'm right said Fred, I'm not guilty now gimme back my bread. - jay -z . This tweet was tweeted from a jail cell :(
— Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
NY THEO is in jail right now. In a prison. In 1500.00 dior jeans. #FREETHEO — Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
I'm so sexy they allowed me to tweet . #FreeTheo
— Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
They took my shoe laces off my melvins. I was headed to see Sharon jones new film and I ran into IFC after my "dispute" with dumb taxi nigga — Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
I low key feel like I'm in a Museum . Pee smells. Cig butts, finger printed me. And mug shot. I tried not to smile. mug shot and vid pending
— Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
Hahahahhah a nigga to sexy for jail Breh . They ask me to perform im so dead pic.twitter.com/PKUxnvHuGj — Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
So I got arrested becuz I hate NYC cab drivers for 10 yards + now . I only had 100s on me and he didn't want to break change.
— Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
So he tried to keep my hundred while screaming in my face , so I gave him 5 mins to make change. After I counted down to 1, I took his phone — Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
And smashed it into 900 pieces , then I ran into the IFC MOVIE cinema and the cops ran up on me . Haha. Couldn't buy a movie in time
— Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
No word on what London is being charged with for destroying the cabbie's property. But he certainly left the station on good terms with his captors:
They love NY THEO hahah. Shout out to sarge. They just freed me ! They about to download my albums. pic.twitter.com/TiU6fc9fyW — Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016