Mexico backed into the World Cup knockout round by the skin of Germany's epic flop against South Korea.
They were rewarded with a first-round matchup against Brazil, the tournament's now-heavy favorite.
El Tri could use some help for that game. Mexican-American troll Teka$hi 69 is offering his services as a goalkeeper.
After clowning around and taking a dive, 69 gets serious.
I was really joking in that shit. I'm so deadass, I was the best goalie as a kid. Nobody can score on me," he claimed.
Then he backs that up -- albeit on a youth net against shoeless youngsters.
He's not going to get the call-up. But what do you think of 69's move into sketch comedy?