A Spanish-language Twitter page for the Phoenix Suns, Suns Latam, is very excited about Australian center Jock Landale, who the Suns got from the Spurs in the offseason.
Although Landale only averaged 4.9 points a game in San Antonio, apparently he does things on the court that don't show up in the box store but have a lot of impact
If you don't speak Spanish, Suns Latam post about Landale is innocent enough. But if you do -- or if you hit Google translate -- things get pretty horrifying
"Jock Landale is the best news for the Suns this offseason," the translation reads. "He's going to stick his dick in everyone's ass."
The league has been warned.