Slim Jesus Hits The Mall With Lots Of Cash

by Benny Franklin

Slim Jesus is back in full effect. 

The Frank Block general took to social media today to show off his $50,000 knot and let people know he was shopping at the mall.

We reported last week that Slim Jesus finally signed his first record deal. It looks like he got a sweet deal, if not, he may have just blown his whole advance on sneakers and video games. 

What do you think the skinny messiah copped?