Rihanna Might Be Banned From Country Because She's Illuminati

Rihanna is supposed to go to Senegal tomorrow to take part in a Global Partnership for Education event.

However, religious leaders in the African nation are trying to block her entry because they believe Rihanna is Illuminati and is coming to promote homosexuality in collusion with the Freemasons.

“Rihanna doesn’t hide it: she’s part of the Illuminati, a branch of Freemasons,” said Cheikh Oumar Diagne, a spokesman for a coalition of 30 Muslim religious groups in the 90 percent Muslim nation.

There had been a Freemason event schedule in Senegal this weekend. So the rumor started that Rihanna, who's an Ambassador for the Global Partnership for Education, was really there for the Freemason gathering. That event has been canceled, but Rih Rih remains suspect in the eyes of the coalition.

Illuminati jokes are all fun and games until religious nut jobs in faraway lands actually believe them.