In a concert over the weekend, Lupe Fiasco rekindled his beef with Kid Cudi by threatening to harm the rapper/actor if the two shall meet.
Which got a lot of people wondering: Why are Lupe and Cudi feuding anyway?
Lu got on Twitter today and explained why. Sort of:
the kid is like "I'm telling you when we sat down for the picture he grabbed my ass" & people are like "sure he did" https://t.co/DkooqHWaRq
— Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015
Then you go back to the mall and Santa is like "I never met this kid before" but the kid has the picture https://t.co/DkooqHWaRq — Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015
@LupeFiasco @RawbKnee you pulled a loaded lux lmao
— 777 (@_TIIJEI) November 30, 2015
And the people are like "yeah it do look a little photoshopped" and the kid is like "you can't photoshop a Polaroid" https://t.co/DkooqHWaRq — Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015
Then people look at Santa...and Santa says "but I'm Santa" and the people be like "well he is Santa" https://t.co/DkooqHWaRq
— Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015
Then the kid is like "da fuck?!! First of all Santa don't really exist and this bitch is clearly in a costume!" https://t.co/DkooqHWaRq — Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015
Flustered the kid is like "Santa can we have a side convo just so we can establish the facts?" https://t.co/DkooqHWaRq
— Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015
Flustered the kid is like "Santa can we have a side convo just so we can establish the facts?" https://t.co/DkooqHWaRq — Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015
And Santa is like "fuck you lil Nigga, you tried to play me! You can't accuse Santa like that!" https://t.co/DkooqHWaRq
— Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015
So the kid is like "you know what Santa when I catch you I'm fucking you up, you know you touched my ass. It's cool tho." — Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015
By this time the photo line is backed all the way up to the food court and the other kids just see some irate little guy checkin Santa
— Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015
They don't really care what happened they just want they picture taken and this angry little kid is fucking all that up right now. — Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015
So now the other kids who don't know Santa is really an ass touching bitch in disguise are starting to root for Santa.
— Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015
"Hey leave Santa alone you bad little bully" says one. "Hey Santa is a nice man. Your a meanie!" Says a little girl. It's mayhem. — Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015
So the kid under the tyranny of the ignorant masses is forced to leave the mall. No justice no peace. the line continues. the photos taken.
— Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015
And Santa continues to touch ass after ass with impunity. But knows that if ever leaves the mall that little kid is waiting. The End. — Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015
But back 2the story. At the end of that Milwaukee freestyle I let tha Cudi shit go. He still a bitch in my book. But Im done wit it #promise
— Lupe Fiasco (@LupeFiasco) November 30, 2015
OK, we still don't know what happened between Lupe and Cudi. Unless Cudi actually dressed up in a red suit and molested an unsuspecting Lu.
Whatever's going on, shout out to Lupe for keeping his pedophile analogies seasonal.