Lil Uzi Vert and JT's first date came when JT was still in the halfway house, finishing her sentence for being a credit card scammer.
Uzi Vert, who doesn't have sex with people, rolled up with a 30K gift.
Then they hit the strip.
"We went to Louis Vittian and Taco Bell," JT explained on Respectfully Justin.
And why Taco Bell?
"We had to make it quick, I had to get back to the halfway house."
Sounds a little like the shopping spree Young Thug notoriously took Uzi Vert on.
Only faster, because of the halfway house.