Lil Nas X Shut Out At Grammys; Renounces His Homosexuality

by HHL JT

Lil Nas X joked that if he didn't win any Grammys this year he was going to quit the Illuminati.

LNX went 0 for 5 last night at the awards show, losing in his nominated categories of Record of the Year, Album of the Year, Song of the Year, Best Melodic Rap Performance, and Best Music Video.

But instead of leaving Hov and company, he quit the gay mafia.

"can't believe i lost all my grammys. i am no longer gay!" LNX typed and added anti-rainbow emojis.

However, the thought of a post-Grammy manhandling was too much for LNX to turn away from and he rejoined team LGBTQ 12 minutes later.

"i changed my mind i want to be slutted out tonight," he typed.