Kodak Black's security rushed him out of the club last week when a red beam started shinning on Kodak's stomach.
Or so it seems.
Black jumped on Instagram to explain that he and his team were *not* shook up by the beam, which he says was edited in to make them look shook.
"You n*ggas on some crazy, like, Instagram, crazy like phone effects, like, putting beams on my clothes and sh*t like a b*tch had a beam on me. You know what I'm saying? Nobody's brain even gon' register like that, like, 'let me put a beam on Yak.' But I'm happy though. I'm in a happy space. It ain't none of y'all business why I'm happy for and sh*t like that.. I've been seeing all this lil crazy sh*t, I'ma let y'all think whatever y'all think. I ain't on no f*ck sh*t. I ain't go through sh*t. Boom! Y'all playin' and sh*t. I'm really on some sh*t like separating entertainment from reality. Entertainment is all this entertainment and social media sh*t and all this internet sh*t that y'all on. The reality is you n*ggas not going to play with me in real life. I had kind of lost my way and had started feeding into this internet sh*t and had started, like, going live and responding and feeding in this Internet sh*t. But it had me like I'm lane-vibing. Every time I try to play with you n*ggas or politic with you n*ggas or network, I be feeling like I'm lane-vibing. So I don't even play with you n*ggas. In reality, you n*ggas know I'll smush one of you people. "We separating entertainment for reality. Ain't nobody put no beam on me," he said. "That was some crazy effect. The girl sent the real video and she was mad that y'all did that to my jacket," Kodak said, and then wondered what spam is.
He added that he thought God might be F-ing with him.
So there you go.