As the world waits for all of the Corona carnage, labs everywhere are racing to develop a vaccine for the highly contagious virus.
Insane Clown Posse member Shaggy 2 Dope -- he of "magnets" fame -- thinks he may have stumbled onto one.
"Everybody out here sweatin' the coronavirus — the coronavirus, sweatin' the coronavirus... I'm gonna teach you a little trick right now. Everybody wants to go buy the toilet paper, the water, put on the little f*cking Michael Jackson masks and whatnot. I'll show you how to defeat the coronavirus. Check it out," he said, and then put a handful of dirty snow in his mouth."Good old fashioned dirt snow.God made dirt, dirt don't hurt. Pick out the rocks and then it'll build your immune system. That's how you beat the f*ckin' system."
Sadly, those of us who don't live up north in Michigan lack access to snow.