Here's What Diddy Got In Jail For His Birthday

by HHL JT

Diddy has spent the first of what will likely be many of his birthdays in jail.

The now 55-year-old is locked in MDC Brooklyn, where he awaits federal trial for his diddling.

For his birthday lunch, he was given the choice of cheese pizza, salad or pasta.

His dinner options were chicken or tofu fried rice with black beans and carrots.

No word on what he chose for dinner, which he ate at 4 PM.

According to his lawyer, the food in jail has been the biggest adjustment for Puff.

On the bright side, he did have a nice call with his family, who ate cake in his honor.