Last Saturday, Hawaiins woke up to a shocking message.
BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL," read the message texted to everyone on the island.
Similar messages were scrolled on television.
38 minutes later, at 8:45 AM, it was revealed to be a false alarm.
So what did Hawaiians do upon learning they weren't about to die?
Well, they looked at porn.
Hawaii on alert! https://t.co/JzqpXe5ejz pic.twitter.com/4AeOpDDaZ6
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) January 17, 2018
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