Everybody Was Looking At Porn After Hawaii's False Missile Alert Was Lifted

Last Saturday, Hawaiins woke up to a shocking message.

BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL," read the message texted to everyone on the island.

Similar messages were scrolled on television.

38 minutes later, at 8:45 AM, it was revealed to be a false alarm.

So what did Hawaiians do upon learning they weren't about to die?

Well, they looked at porn.

Hawaii on alert! https://t.co/JzqpXe5ejz pic.twitter.com/4AeOpDDaZ6

— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) January 17, 2018

As you can see, Pornhub traffic from Hawaii spiked almost 50 percent above what it normally is once residents realized they weren't facing down a missile.

On the other hand (so to speak) at least they weren't looking up their favorite ATM MILFS  when they were supposed to be taking shelter.