Desiigner Is Now a Sex Offender

by HHL JT

Desiigner will probably always be best known as the Panda rapper.

He picked a much more dubious label: Sex offender.

 The 26-year-old got his sentence today for masturbating on a commercial flight from Japan back to the USA.  When he was arrested by Federal agents upon touching down he told them he needed to whip out the Vaseline on-flight because he didn't get any action overseas.

He will get two years probation and 120 hours of community service.  He must register as a sex offender and undergo psychiatric evaluation and drug testing. As a condition of his probation, he won't be able to own a gun.  Although that isn't what people should be worried about Desiigner pointing at them