Steve Ballmer has a net worth of $22 billion. Yet the former Microsoft CEO wasn't among the tech titans Kanye West begged money from last month.
Perhaps West thought the 59-year old was too elderly to appreciate his music. But 'Ye does have another "offer" for Ballmer, who owns the LA Clippers.
Steve Ballmer can I please redesign the Clippers mascot
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) March 13, 2016
Chuck the Condor, the mascot in question, only took four minutes to respond to West's cruel suggestion.
I miss the old Kanye. https://t.co/staijL8Jpf — Chuck The Condor (@ChuckTheCondor) March 13, 2016
His quickness must have impressed his boss, because Ballmer seemed to take Chuck's mutilation off the table. Still, Ballmer wanted to talk to the rare bird's would-be-mutilator.
@kanyewest @LAClippers love Chuck but love your creativity. Lets talk. Lunch?
— Steve Ballmer (@Steven_Ballmer) March 13, 2016
@kanyewest Better than lunch. Let's grab a Clips game together and talk
— Steve Ballmer (@Steven_Ballmer) March 13, 2016
Perhaps Kanye has stumbled upon his tech sugar daddy. After watching this video, it wouldn't surprise us if Ballmer and 'Ye are birds of a feather.
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