Ciara's new album Jackie only did 20k in its first week, about half of what her two previous albums had done.
But it's not the end of the world. Artists make much of their money on touring these days, and Ciara is known to put on quite the stage show, complete with lap dancing.
OK, that was literally about as sexy as a kick to the face.
If we were Seahawks fans we'd want that big-footed klutz about as far away from our QB as possible.