Stitches isn't really famous. Let's get that out of the way real quick.
But his antics -- which consist of mainly saying ridiculous things and getting his ass kicked -- have certainly made him Internet famous over the last few months.
The facially tattooed scream rapper gets the Before They Were Famous treatment in this new video.
Now that you know where he comes from, what are the chances we're talking about Phillip Katsabanis at all a year from today?