Boosie Badazz Rages At Starbucks Over Improper Biscuit Etiquette

by HHL JT

These days, Boosie Badazz is as much of a social commentator as he is a rapper.

His latest social comment is directed at Starbucks, our nation's ubiquitous purveyor of coffee and other breakfast themed fare.

Boosie is furious at the chain for having the audacity to serve biscuits without the proper accompaniments.  

"I just left stupid ass Starbucks, right," Boosie said. "They selling sausage, egg and cheese sandwiches, bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches but, they do not sell jelly with their biscuits. Bitch get out the f*ckin' business. Get out the f*ckin' biscuit business, Starbucks, please. Serve yo' f*ckin' coffee and your chillattes and your whatever the f*ck it is you serve and get out the mothaf*ckin' biscuit game."

Is biscuits without jelly a mortal sin?