L.L. Cool J's appearances on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night took a strange and hilarious turn when the NCIS: Los Angeles star recalled the time he was arrested in Georgia for humping a couch.
"I actually wasn't simulating sex with a couch, I was simulating making love to a girl who was on the couch," L.L. quickly clarified.
The couch sexing was part of the stage show for his hit 'I Need Love' back in his touring days. Before the Georgia concert the cops had warned him that if he did it on that night he would be arrested for indecency. However, when he started singing the song he got carried away and began thrusting his pelvis into the furniture.
When he finished the concert he was promptly taken to jail. He made bail quickly, and doesn't think the incident is still on his record.
"They didn't need a black man humping a couch in Georgia," L.L. explained of the arrest.
"Was it a white couch?" Kimmel wondered.
"It was white with yellow pillows," L.L answered.
Couches of all colors love Cool James and he loves them right back.